Breadtato

"'HP doesn't really matter anyways, every enemy in the game shits out garlic when shaken' -Breadtato"Tthecreator712, better known as Breadtato, is a member of the RNG Source Discord server. They are notorious for flirting with anyone and everyone in the server, particularly Rumpel Towards.

Abilities
Breadtato's "abilities" are as followed:


 * Questionable high sexual energy
 * Ability to make anything into a flirtatious comment
 * Seduction techniques beyond human comprehension
 * Boat
 * Harass people into playing games (Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time is a noteworthy example)
 * Apparently armed to the teeth
 * Can crush watermelons between thighs
 * Enough strength and stamina to keep up with Rumpel Towards in multiple "physical scenarios"
 * Chromosome manipulation
 * Has seen Astolfo's Monster Cock
 * Noot Noot
 * Corn

The Crystal Journey Lore

 * 1) The Chosen Ones: Breadtato does not appear in Book I.
 * 2) Mega Gamer & Cie: the Quest for the Inn Coupons: Breadtato does not appear in Book II.
 * 3) The Broken Time: Breadtato commands a ship called Prinz Eugen in Lenny's Army. Similar to how they are in the RNG Source, they constantly flirt with everyone, particularly Rumpel Towards.

Trivia

 * Breadtato's ship, the Prinz Eugen, is how Rumpel Towards fled from Europe following the Nuremberg Trials.
 * Those two live together on said boat.
 * They are not in a relationship, contrary to popular beliefs. Their sexual innuendos don't help their case.
 * Breadtato is responsible for Rumpel Towards' neck snap immunity.
 * Currently, Breadtato and Rumpel Towards are the only ones who can use their body as an ability.
 * According to Breadtato, the sunglasses are the last thing to come off.
 * Breadtato has sent Loky an offer of engaging into mortal combat. Loky has yet to respond.
 * It's better that way anyway, Loky would get completely destroyed by Breadtato.
 * Before being called "Breadtato", they were also known as "Broadtato".