Jet

Jet is a vegan simp for girls with large thighs. Everything he says is a lie, and therefore regularly contradicts himself. He is Server Enemy #1.

Trivia

 * Jet is into inflation porn
 * He is a furry
 * Jet displays strong homosexual tendencies, which he denies
 * Jet is not permitted within 500 feet of convents
 * He is against seasoned food and preaches veganism
 * He donates to ethots on Twitch